
Tuesday, March 17, 2009
sunshine makes me happy

what leprechauns would eat
Sunday, March 15, 2009
frosting porn

Friday, March 13, 2009
main squeeze
Thursday, March 12, 2009
what's your damage, heather?

"This is Ohio. If you don't have a brewski in your hand you might as well be wearing a dress. "
socks appeal

I've heard of the barefoot running movement, but as far as I know, no barefoot elliptical movement exists. Take note, Guy on the Elliptical Next to Me. Please wear socks, too.
Photo by Flickr user Rachel.::.K.
Tuesday, March 10, 2009
what is that? velvet?
Shelby: "My colors are blush and bashful."
M'Lynn: "Her colors are pink and pink."
(Cue diabetic seizure and spilled orange juice)
Still, I must raise my mint julep to the ambitious amateur baker who attempted to recreate the armadillo for my friend's going away party.

Drum: Ouiser, can we call a truce long enough for me to get a piece of cake?
[Ouiser slices him the tail piece of an armadillo cake]
Drum: Aww, thanks Ouiser. Nothin' like a good piece of ass.
leave bambi alone

Can the antler trend be over already? I get the rustic, organic appeal that got design-y people into an antler tizzy…silkscreening them on throw pillows, making candlesticks out of them, and dangling them from silver necklaces. I’m also pretty sure that the people who have glommed onto the trend have never woken up in the middle of the night at their grandparents’ house to see a glassy-eyed stuffed deer head staring at them, and their mom has never tricked them into eating spaghetti with venison meatballs. And I’m preeeettty sure they’ve never seen their father gut a freshly cross-bowed buck on the back patio. Just sayin’.
(This antler chandelier is legit).
Monday, March 9, 2009
just add pearls

"With the help of friends, their only daughter was able to spend her high school years at a convent boarding school near the family home. From both the Sisters and her mother she learned all those feminine virtues that are so missed today. This education encompassed everything from how to set a lovely table, to running a home and dressing beautifully and modestly."
I would like to buy an apron from you, Florence. I would also like to have a nice visit with you over a cinnamon raisin bun and a cup of Sanka.
Saturday, March 7, 2009
Friday, March 6, 2009
freshly-baked tats

dream kitsch-en

Thursday, March 5, 2009
oh-so-hio

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